The Parallel League
Season 2026-27 · updated 2026-11-08 10:17:06 UTCPoints come from what happened on the pitch, not the result: goals by foot, head or penalty, assists, corners that made chances, the woodwork, possession, and cards against. ▲/▼ compares each club with its place in the real table. Why score it this way?
| # | Club | P | Goals | Own goals | Assists | Corners | Woodwork | Possession | Pen saves | Yellow cards | Red cards | Points | Real W-D-L | GD | Pts | Pos | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ▲2 | BHABrighton | 9 | 84 | 12 | 46 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -20 | -2 | 120 | 6-1-2 | +17 | 19 | 3 |
| 2 | – | MCIMan City | 10 | 84 | 0 | 38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -13 | -2 | 107 | 7-0-3 | +8 | 21 | 2 |
| 3 | ▲1 | CHEChelsea | 9 | 76 | 0 | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -16 | -2 | 92 | 5-1-3 | +4 | 16 | 4 |
| 4 | ▼3 | ARSArsenal | 10 | 60 | 0 | 28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -14 | 0 | 76 | 9-0-1 | +10 | 27 | 1 |
| 5 | ▲2 | BREBrentford | 9 | 60 | 4 | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -20 | -4 | 70 | 3-5-1 | +7 | 14 | 7 |
| 6 | ▲8 | IPSIpswich Town | 9 | 56 | 0 | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -16 | -2 | 62 | 3-2-4 | -4 | 11 | 14 |
| 7 | ▲2 | BOUBournemouth | 9 | 52 | 4 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -24 | 0 | 54 | 3-3-3 | +1 | 12 | 9 |
| 8 | ▲3 | NEWNewcastle | 10 | 52 | 0 | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -26 | -2 | 48 | 3-3-4 | -3 | 12 | 11 |
| 9 | ▼4 | EVEEverton | 10 | 48 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -18 | 0 | 48 | 4-4-2 | +2 | 16 | 5 |
| 10 | ▼4 | LIVLiverpool | 9 | 40 | 4 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -21 | -2 | 43 | 4-3-2 | +2 | 15 | 6 |
| 11 | ▲6 | COVCoventry City | 10 | 40 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -11 | -2 | 41 | 3-0-7 | -9 | 9 | 17 |
| 12 | – | AVLAston Villa | 9 | 40 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -18 | -2 | 40 | 3-3-3 | -3 | 12 | 12 |
| 13 | – | HULHull City | 10 | 44 | 0 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -30 | 0 | 38 | 2-5-3 | +0 | 11 | 13 |
| 14 | ▼4 | TOTSpurs | 10 | 36 | 4 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -16 | -2 | 38 | 3-3-4 | -1 | 12 | 10 |
| 15 | ▲3 | MUNMan Utd | 9 | 36 | 4 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -20 | -2 | 38 | 1-4-4 | -5 | 7 | 18 |
| 16 | ▼8 | LEELeeds | 10 | 36 | 4 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -19 | 0 | 37 | 3-5-2 | +2 | 14 | 8 |
| 17 | ▲2 | CRYCrystal Palace | 9 | 32 | 4 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -13 | -4 | 37 | 2-1-6 | -12 | 7 | 19 |
| 18 | ▼3 | FULFulham | 10 | 32 | 8 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -19 | -2 | 33 | 2-4-4 | -2 | 10 | 15 |
| 19 | ▼3 | NFONott'm Forest | 10 | 36 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -24 | 0 | 26 | 2-3-5 | -4 | 9 | 16 |
| 20 | – | SUNSunderland | 9 | 28 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -13 | -6 | 23 | 1-2-6 | -10 | 5 | 20 |